The Life Sucker
A sinister stranger named Bram knocks on Michael’s door in the middle of the night, requesting to use his bathroom. Naturally its permission granted and now Michael has his very own live-in vampire.
Meanwhile Michael’s excitement continues with the blossoming romance of a sexy model named Bella, but he is soon aghast when her emotional baggage includes a dreaded colostomy bag.
Despite concerns on discovering dead mice and a coffin, Michael soon bonds with Bram and they become inseparable, indulging in a variety of cool, amusing pranks.
But before long, Michael alarmingly catches Bram hijacking his social life, by romancing Lisa, shooting pool with Fred, cruising the hookers with Peter, sleeping with Bella and seeing his psychiatrist Dr. Sigmund Yung. The final straw is when Michael learns of Bram’s failed attempt to engage with Gargoyle, resulting in two bite marks on his neck.
One night Michael follows Bram and discovers him perched over a young man seemingly ready to feast on his blood. Michael interrupts, accusing him of betrayal and fraud, by revealing that he is neither a real vampire nor a male.
Yep, Bram is a wannbee vampire and also a wannbee he, meaning Bram is both mortal and a she. Michael produces his iphone displaying an old facebook page of Bram who is actually Pam, wearing a swimsuit, along with a fake newspaper article accusing her of murdering her parents.
The identity crisis challenged, pseudo male vampire desperately apologises, asking for forgiveness, but instead, Michael unleashes two goons masquerading as asylum workers, who apprehend Bram, escorting her away.
A fretting Michael fusses over Gargoyle who wears thick bandages over his neck.
As for Bram, she needs to use the bathroom and is seen knocking on a stranger’s door in the middle of the night, before the unsuspecting